How could you give...
everything to sister
Dad, give t to me, I'm your son!
Give it to me, dad
What now?
Don't look!
Dad, change the will in my favor
Amida Buddha!
Give it to me!
Change it, dad
Don't!
How could you give everything to sister?
It just isn't fair
Damn you...
who'd be the chief mourner at your funeral
Dad, change it, change it now!
Give him an injection
Miss, give him an injection
He suffer badly.
Give him an injection
Wipe it off!
Darling, you may get cursed for that!
One more word and I'll chop you to pieces!
How many times did I tell you not to chew gums
Chew again?
Stop that!
Spit it out!
I've swallowed it
Second Master
What happen?
You've come at the right time
Shut up
Brother, Uncle is here
Keep away!
Keep away, Second Master
Sign it!
Uncle, keep away!
Brother, are you all right?
Throw that brat out forever!
Get out, you brat!
Don't ever step back into the doors of the Chaos!
Well, you did it, Granduncle!
Brother
Master, I'm a married woman
I'll follow my husband
Uncle, I must leave
Brother
Get Fei-fei back from France to inherit my assets
I haven't seen her for over 'IO years
but I'll take her for my own daughter
Give this will to her...
when she finds a husband
That's my last wish
Fei-fei
Brother
Take it
Master
Don't be sad. Arrange the funeral
I'll take charge here. Go and retire
Dad, if sister didn't return
Uncle's legacy would be ours and we're rich
Don't you feel ashamed?
Go and pick up some clothing. We'll live here
We'll give it to her when she returns
Stop day-dreaming anymore
Brother, we're rich!
Go back and pack up
Don't cry. Just spit it out
My wife has got a lover
She's a tramp
A sex-craved housewife of the worst kind
The dirtiest of dirty lechers
I'm cocky and lewd
You soud like a prono film buff
Name's Cuckolded
Nice to see you
I come to ask you to seduce my wife
We private eyes have our principles
We don't sell ourselves
Seduce my wife and let me catch her in the act
so I don't have to pay alimony for the divorce
isn't that wonderful
Show me your hand
Press the button to decide my life happiness
Press it
Press my button
Why do you chose me when there
are so many private eyes in Hong Kong
Because you're
the best-looking of them all
What did you say
You're the...
The last word
All
You're the best-looking
That's a deal
She's your wife?
Yes
It's all up to you, Pretty Boy
You may go now
Hold it
Do you take?
No.Yes
Yes or no?
I take
Eight, eight
Bursted
Would you lend me a light
Two of hearts. No more?
Two of spades. Finished
Brother, you lost again
Damn you!
Only a game, don't curse your brother!
Brother, don't get excited, it's bad for health
My dad's so stubborn
I even spits out the meat
I have swallowed. Isn't that outrageous
Brother, you can outsmart him
Steal the will before your sister returns
and put your name into it
To hell with you!
What a lousy gimmick!
Steal the will and put my name into it
How could this be done?
Brother, a young thief outside
You steal, kid!
Isn't stealing your fetish?
Don't you want your fingers?
Yes, each of them
This for taking fingerprints
this for back-stabbing
This to curse you, and this to wear the ring
And the small finger?
To pick the nose
Good, you like shit and urine
Pass water on him
my brother's depressed today
Now open your mouth to make him happy
Open it wide
Don't! You lean on me to make him happy
Just let me cheer him up
If you make me laugh, everything's all right
What if you can't
I'll eat shit
Okay, let him go
A monkey was the only survivor in a plane crash
They asked him
what the passengers did before the crash
The monkey said...
What did the air hostesses do
The monkey said...
What did the pilot do?
What did you do then?
Then“.
What did the passengers...
do the moment it crashed
What did the air hostesses do?
What did the pilot do?
What did you do then?
Is it okay
You call it a joke. It's so flat
What's this?
A clip
And this?
A CUP
What if this hee hee is clipped
into that ha ha?
Still clip and cup. Where's hee hee ha ha?
Right, hee hee ha ha! You've laughed
Don't play on words, scum!
"Don't you know I'm waiting for you..."
"and staring at you?"
Damn you!
"I won't cry if I laugh"
Damn you!
"Come on, bad boy"
"I have no eyes for you"
Damn you!
"Inspiration and IQ are excellent"
"My originality and imagination may scare you"
"Both Yun and Chi carry the same weight"
Eat shit if you don't laugh
Scum, don't think only you can do it
Don't follow him
Go now. See if you can get away!
Brother, you've laughed!
Brother, you've laughed several times
Well, I won't let a talent slip
Steal something for me and I'll pay you $100,000
The Governor's purse
My Uncle's will
Steal it and put my name in
Would it work
I say it will. Would it work
Yes
- Okay? - Really okay
- Really okay? - Yes
Darling, what does he do?
I don't know
You don't?
No
It's none of my business...
The adulterer really is tough
So it's you, detective Huang
Anything wrong?
No, it's all right
I want to talk to you
Care to steal the adulterer's gems for vengeance?
For what? I'm all right
Yes, but I want vengeance
Would you Pretty Boy help me?
Say that again
Pretty Boy
OK, when and where shall I wait
What shall I bring and what shall I wear?
Beautiful? Not bad
Your boyfriend
Billy, I won't be long
Don't you resent me for being a cleaner?
No
Have you got your pay, Rubbish Feng?
Yes
$4,000 wages plus
$750 for the soft drink cans
Show me
I was lucky. I picked $5 from the garbage heap
Billy, let's make wishes
Okay
Wish I wouldn't have to dump rubbish anymore
Wish I was rich and had lots of beautiful dresses
May my boyfriend adore me
Into the ocean you go!
What's wrong, Billy?
I won't care for a garbage woman
A garbage woman's money is okay
Take mouthfuls of water and sober up
You're heartless. I can't swim...
You're OK to have found one alike
You are so great
Sister
Indecent assault!
Miss, he...
Look, beautiful? Don't you like it?
Am I dreaming?
Twist yourself and you'll see
Want to have lots of beautiful dresses...
and money
I'm a garbage woman
Only if you take my advice
you'll be a rich family girl as of now
You'll live a comfortable life
No, I won't do that!
You don't have to do anything except...
Play my sister
Is that all?
Yes
Any beautiful dresses to wear?
Dozens of them each day
Any money to spend?
$100,000
$100,000? All my life?
$100,000 each day
$100,000! At 'lo for a used can
That means one million cans
Who changed my clothes?
You did, didn't you?
Didn't you?
You've seen all of me. How can I live?
I don't want it!
Damned garbage woman, stop nagging!
Do as my brother tells you
You can insult a garbage woman
but you can't offend a mistress
Is that right, sister?
What am I to do playing your sister
Help me steal a will
Will?
That's overdoing it
We're going only to meet her piane
That does not say the whole family has to go there
Dad, we haven't seen her for over 'IO years
So everybody goes to the airport
Old master, young master
What are you up to
Hurry up for the airport
Hurry, we're fighting against time!
Get going
Master, I'm sweeping the floor
All of us are going
You're very nimble
Go in as if you're moving house, see
Make advances the best you can
Okay. Let's proceed separately. I'll go first
Pretty Boy
Brother, Uncle's here
Stand by
Wear the earrings
They're weighty
Hear me?
Not so loud
Remember to act like a lady...
understand?
Yes
Don't pick your nose!
So you've caught me doing it
Go
That's no way to drive, taxi driver. Get out!
Brother
Fei-fei
Fei-fei?
That is your Uncle. Greet him
Uncle
Fei-fei
Uncle
Why did your flight arrive so early?
It did
Miss, still remember me?
She's your nanny
You nanny
Not you nanny, but she brought you up
She brought you up
Not...
Why have you brought such a silly woman
- Nanny - Nanny
Fei-fei, go back, you must be tired
Dad, don't go back
Why?
Dad
we were supposed to meet sister at the airport
It's not happy enough if we don't go
Let's go to the airport to meet you again, sister
Get in.
Careful.
My earrings!
Why take the trouble.
You've already picked her up
Never mind him. Get in
I'll come again some other day
You've scared sister
Never mind him. Get in
What have you bought?
Brother, your sister's flight has arrived
Go and meet her
Yes
Go, go
It's so nice to be rich
Take it
You go too far. Is it real?
Don't go on
How could you have done such a thing?
It's a family gathering. We're all here
They're back
Get up quickly, it's not joke
Hurry up for the airport
The whole family's back
Not so loud
Fei-fei, come in
What an idiot!
Miss, have some tea
Miss, the towel
It's nice to see you again
You look much more beautiful than before
Yes, she's different from before
Thief, thief!
Thief! I'm afraid
Thief!
What happen?
Master, thief!
Thief? Where?
Quiet!
Where's the thief?
Master, thief! One the 1st floor!
First floor?
I'm scared
Where's the thief?
Upstairs
Call the police! Send for the police
Hold it!
What are you doing?
The way you act, you can't hide from me
You're bold. You've come here to steal
Master, in fact I know him
Who?
Speak UP
I...
Her
Me?
I know her
You know why
I risked ruining my reputation
to play this?
It was all because of you
Me?
We haven't met for years. You may not recognize me
You're...
You don't recognize me?
Goodbye then
Hold it. Let's make it straight
Fei-fei, don't you know him?
Quiet!
Aren't you Vincent Han?
Come on!
Aren't you Vincent Han?
Yes, I am
You know, I didn't do it on purpose
Good!
Pity me who've been secretly in love with you since I was 'IO
Now I can't see her except by playing a thief
If I'm a thief, who's she?
A heart stealer, she must be
Uncle, I'm heart-broken. I must go home
Vincent Han, come here
Young people nowadays are irresponsible
You go and retire
Let me have it
What?
Vincent Han
I am here
Let me have it now
Now?
When, if not now?
You except me to do it
when there's such a crowd outside
How am I to spend...
tonight without it
Come on, give it to me
You really are amorous
Amorous? Give it to me
There's a crowd outside
We can't make love
Keep away. Be smarter
What a shame if we were to do it now?
It's all right
So you do know...
I do know you, I said it
Right
It's been a long time. You're much thinner now
lam
And you're more amorous
lam
Give me a call when you have time
No, call me when you have time
Fei-fei
Yes?
Now you don't need me to...
Let's go out first
The Will, the will
What? I told you to steal the will
This is my dad's Birth Certificate
I didn't warn you because you flared up that day
You can't steal the will and put a name in.
It won't work
What then?
To let my Uncle's hefty assets go to my sister
What shall I do?
If your sister married me and...
I became your dad's son-in-law
Good idea!
How did you get acquainted with my sister?
I don't know her
but I look like her ex-boyfriend
Can you see the stool going out?
What do you say?
What do I say?
No, I'm seeing things
I'll see a doctor tomorrow
Hurry UP!
Don't put on airs. Try hard
It's so perplexing
Perplexing to the head!
Right
My head's gone bad. Try something
Do it the hard way
How?
Break it
Don't move
No, it's ear-splitting!
Maybe too hard
No way
No, again
What about this?
A bit better
Come on, once and for all
Okay
Bear with it
Fixed
Is it? Again
Sorry, my fault, let me help you
What are you doing?
Still bad in the head
No way, must be the will of Heaven
Will of Heaven? What now?
Make you a Spittoon Superman
Spittoon Superman? How come?
A superman's OK
but I want to be a Pretty Boy, not a spittoon
Listen, cool down
Don't cry
A spittoon can be pretty too
How?
This way, you can even see the Governor...
let alone going to a hospital
Really?
Sure!
Is the hat a bit too low?
No
Am I really good-looking?
Name's better-looking than you are
Go and see a doctor
40c, I'm lucky!
50c, what a treat!
Morning, miss. Why so many tins?
What a beautiful butterfly. Did you get it hard?
No, not too hard
Crazy, I'm Chao Fei-fei
I'm not Rubbish Feng, I'm Chao Fei-fei
Rubbish Feng
Bitch, trying to get away from me. You're sly
I didn't
Why didn't you contact me last night?
I dropped my earring
No tricks. What about my dad's will?
I fell asleep because I was too tired
Damn it!
You creep!
Why are you coming back? I told you not to
What is it?
It's all right. Get out!
Isn't it all right for me to see my sister?
Fei-fei doesn't recognize such a rotten brother
He tried to steal the family assets and...
drive your dad to death
Sister, you always take my advice?
Fei-fei, don't listen to him
Sister
Who shall I listen to
Me
Brother
Uncle, I'll take your advice from now on
Life's good here
I won't listen to you anymore
Damn you garbage...
You're OK, sister
Eat congee
Thank you!
Fei-fei, have you got a boyfriend in France?
No idea
Don't be shy
Marry early, if you do,
to inherit your dad's assets
What assets'?
That billions of jewelry business
Sister, did that man who came yesterday love you?
Yes or no?
Maybe
Miss, miss
The butterfly's caught
Thank you!
- Dad - Yes?
That man is OK
well versed in fine and martial arts
He's well-educated and a kung fu man
How do you know?
He told me that
Go as I tell you
Why didn't you say I'm excellent at eating
Watching TV, loitering, massaging
hair-drying and manicuring
I specialize in all these
How's about free wrestling
More or less
Go to the tournament then
Where?
Don't worry, a friend
Come here
Get up. Don't put on airs
Can you understand?
I specialize in free wrestling
Don't take the trouble. Come on!
The Tiger Kick
The Beauty before Mirror position
Reflecting left
and reflecting right
The Thunderbolt, the Invincible Wheel
Now the Whirwind Kick
Dad, let me ask them to that coffee shop
Piao
Look, the Tiger Kick
What are you doing? Again
Look, the Tiger...
He's my dad's subordinate, easy to handle
You must win!
Again
I'm only a guest
I'll call it a day
Again?
I've got AIDS. Mind if I kiss you?
We're neighbors.
I live in a village behind your dad's
Village?
Me, too
I attack you from behind
I mean I'm your own brother
I'm your own son!
Hit!
Ask you morn if you don't believe it, creep!
Go to hell!
Violence always. What's the big deal?
I wasn't born to be beaten by you?
Left Hook Fist
Left Hook Fist again
Left Hook
Should be Right Discus, creep!
Arrange to ask him to dinner when time permits
Did you ask him to dinner tonight?
Yes he's smart. Let me keep an eye for you
One more thing, he wants me to hand you this
Uncle, I've been in France too long...
to read Chinese
Will you read it to me?
Okay
Miss Chao Fei-fei
I'm like a rack at sea waiting for you to salvage
I'm ready to be executed by you
the Love Executrix
Even if you suck my blood dry
I'm ready to be your slave
only if you say "come on!"
Already arrived?
Uncle, I'm going up
Fei-fei, how careless you are
Did you get hurt?
Are you all right?
Please come in and sit down
Make yourself comfortable
Have some tea
Please have some tea
Thank you
Tea, please
You're OK, Uncle,
but it's no longer the fad
Is that so. Please have some tea
Thank you
I understand you study psychology in U.K.
Yes, dad, he's so smart
What's psychology?
Do you normally flush the toilet...
after use
or use it after flushing
Flush after use, of course
Is it too rash to...
flush half the way?
I can't answer it
Make an experiment and relax
Keep head still, with eyes staring at the ceiling
Did you stare?
Yes, is this right?
Don't you feel fatigue in your eyeballs?
Yes, a little
It means you have neurasthenia
One more test
Let's hold out our hands, a bit farther
Normally when we frig it...Excuse me
Should have said masturbate
Too much masturbation makes the palm blue
understand?
Uncle, your son uses the right hand to do it
This is psychology
Am I right?
She's made a fool of you, idiot
Sounds interesting
Uncle, just now you looked at both hands
It means you normally use both to do it...
Okay, Okay
Dad, in fact, I also...
like you did
What? A little father, farther
Take your seat
When did you know each other?
Never mind, have a drink
Better let me test you out
You remember when we first met?
Yes, of course
But I prefer to forget the past
For instance, I played a thief that day
but I wanted to...
Enough
Fei-fei
I can hardly recognize you now that...
you've been in France for 'IO years
Do you? I can hardly recognize myself too
Let's forget the past
Good idea. Let's start all over again
From the very beginning
Have a drink
Cheers!
This is not bad, Vincent
Not bad, Fei-fei
And this is nice too, Vincent
Yes, Fei-fei
This is my favorite
This?
Don't you like it? It's nice
No
Excuse me
How come? How strange
So it's you
Wait a while
Since I got stuck in the toilet that day
I've taken an interest in goggles
Have you?
Captain Brown, Vincent Han
How do you do?
Excuse me, I have a friend with me
It's all right
Do I look handsome today?
You're neat, but a bit dirty in the bottom
Did you forget to wipe...
Take the whole packet
Today's painting exhibition is okay
I feel something lacking
Taxi, let me
Taxi
Excuse me, Mr...
What?
No, no
Want to have a fight
Fight?
Resist?
Fighting for a taxi?
So I'm doing it. Come on!
Miss, miss
The car's over here
Oh, I forgot
It was not your fault
It was my fault
Don't be silly!
She looks like it!
Miss, our Sales Manager Yao
Welcome back to Hong Kong, Miss
He's our Personnel Manager Mr Chou
How do you do
Miss Chao, how do you do
Miss Chao, I'm Simon
the Financial Officer
Please don't be formal
Your dad also talked about you before his death
Sol have a charming superior
Take this, Rubbish Feng
So it's you, Rubbish Feng
Why didn't you tell me of your luck
What does he do?
I don't know him
Are you a gate crasher?
Sorry, sorry
Is it OK for the Financial Officer to...
ask his superior to dinner?
Is it?
Yes
I won't dance anymore
Why are you so late?
Am I in you way?
Fei-fei
your colleagues would like you to say something
What? What?
I'm Simon Lo, the Financial Officer
Simon Lo, nice to see you
I'm Vincent Han
They say you've wooed her for over 10 years
And you played a thief lately to see her. Right?
Yes
I can't stand the smell of matches
Me, too, the smell of chlorine
Let each of us
Clean the office
Well said. Anyone doing nothing gets fired
Right, right
In fact, even rubbish is useful
This biscuit tin, for instance, can be used as a flower pot
And these papers can be sold for $8 a catty
If we likewise use the old packing paper too
for another purpose to Company's advantage
it will please the garbage man too
The soft-drink tins cost...
10c each.
Take them
Now you can't deny you're not Rubbish Feng
That's all
Rubbish Feng
Don't run!
So a Paris student is...
Hong Kong's Rubbish Feng
What do you want?
You're rich now. You don't even know me
Let me feel it
Don't
No? Okay, I'll shout!
Don't!
I'm poor. You know what to do
Take everything from me
A kiss, okay?
I'll shout if you turn me down. Come on!
Kiss?
A kiss
Isn't it mouth to mouth? Come on, mouth to mouth
What do you want?
What's he doing?
What happen?
You again?
You assaulted my girl friend?
You're making advances?
Fei-fei, with me here, you've no worries
Miss, with me here, you've no worries
Where did you buy that stuff?
Great, but they say you've killed someone
What? Dead?
Wake up. You can't die so easily. Don't scare me
Uncle, he's killed someone
Killed?
Don't be afraid
What did you say?
Let's go
If I'd come earlier
this might not have happened
Don't you blame me?
No, no...
Just now...
She won't get angry so easily
I said...
Are you running out of fuel?
Not that, but...
We must get out...Thank you
Miss...
What happen?
"Last night I met a fishing girl on the shore"
"Smilingly..."
"she got me to hire her boat"
"I called her Fei-fei"
"and she protested"
"I called her Fei-fei"
Any soft drink tin?
Yes
Watch out!
You're nimble for your age. Great!
If I pick can for a living...
won't you still know me?
Yes
"I called you Fei-fei and you protested"
"Last night I met a fishing girl on the shore"
"She smiled at me with emotion"
I must leave
Bye-bye
Sorry, Second Master
My fault
It's okay!
Uncle
Mistress is back
Miss, where have you been the whole night?
We were worried
Where have you been?
Don't ask her, nanny. Young people!
Now go to bed. You haven't slept the whole night
Fei-fei, sit down and let's chat
Uncle, sorry to have kept you waiting
Never mind. Isn't that boy okay, Fei-fei?
Do you like him or not?
It means yes if you're quiet
May I decide for you?
Uncle, I...
Don't be shy. I'll arrange it for you
Am I okay, Fei-fei?
Uncle wants us to get married
Do you agree?
Speak UP
Well, let me make an assumption
If I were an impostor
would you kick me into the sea?
I've been kicked down once
Stop!
Keep down!
Follow them!
What happened?
Don't stop, or I'll finish you off
How come?
I don't know?
Hold it for a while!
I can't!
Help, help!
Don't, don't!
Go!
Jump quick!
Help, help!
Help!
Trying to run?
- Give it back to me! - Quiet!
I'm like a lonely boat at sea...
waiting for you to salvage me
A lonely boat?
Burn that lonely boat for me
Don't, I beg you!
Don't. You're betraying me.
You won't listen to me?
I Will, I will
Serious?
I'll take your advice
Take this packet to Uncle for me
What's it?
An elixir that...
kills within five second
Don't, I beg you, don't!
Feed that lonely boat, take it all
Give it to me
Who you'd like to feed it to?
Miss, let me do it
That won't be necessary
Let me do it
Miss, we embroidered this, part of you dowry
Beautiful, isn't it?
Beautiful?
Have tea, Miss
I brought it for Uncle
I'll bring another cup for Second Master
It's from the mistress
Fei-fei's nice. I'm thirsty
Uncle, don't drink it
Why?
This cup of tea is mine
Fei-fei, come here
I have nothing but this bracelet for you
I kept it for over 'IO years.
Take it for your dowry
Uncle, don't drink it!
Is it yours?
You're like your dad...
who fought over everything with me
What's wrong, silly girl? Thunder!
With me here, you have no fear
Uncle, don't die!
I must attend your wedding party
Are you all right?
Yes?
I'll take you for my own daughter from now on
What?
No one would know if you keep it a secret
Trying to run?
Don't run!
Brother, some more!
Playing lizards?
Stop at the MTR station, please
MTR station?
Go!
Bye-bye, Miss Chao
Fei-fei
How did you manage to get away?
Well, just tell me now
What's happened?
Speak up!
I live here and am the garbage woman here
Make away!
Please make way. Don't be in my way
What's so special with a rich man?
It's no place for you here
Fatty Ian
Why come here when it's pouring, crazy
Now no one knows you were a garbage woman
You're now a lady
You can't change back, nor can I
Listen, I'm also an impostor
I conspired with Chads son to seduce you to cheat
That letter?
That's unimportant. Just bear in mind
the gems over there are all real.
Understand?
Are...you untrue to me?
It makes no difference
Only if we can get the genuine bank-notes
we can live like men again?
It's a windfall for us from heaven
We must never let the chance slip
Mr Vincent Han, will you take Miss Chao Fei-fei
for your wife for better or for worse?
L do!
Miss Chao Fei-fei, will you take Mr Vincent Han
for your husband for better or for worse
I do!
As of now
you're the heirs to the Chaos Jewelry Enterprises
Wait, she's an impostor
My Uncle conspired with her...
for my dad's money
She's not my sister. They're swindlers
Stop that nonsense!
Don't tell rumors!
Ask her if you don't believe me
Fei-fei, is it true?
Right, I'm not Chao Fei-fei
Sorry, Mr Chao, all...
Shut up. Speak at the Police Station
- Go! - Not my fault!
Trying to run?
Go!
What?
Go!
I'll go by myself
Swindlers! No wonder company accounts don't jibe
The company will close...
to check our losses
Go back to audit the books
Yes!
Show me everything for inventory
Uncle, it's your day of reckoning
Wei, what are you up to?
Don't be smug, that will deals you out
That will? Thanks for reminding me
The will!
Don't tear!
The will. It's sunshine again
That Will's a fake
Let me out. Let go!
I'll deal with you very soon
Boss, let me go back to office first
Brother, the ship's here
How could you be here?
My bad luck to team up with you. Look at me
You traitor!
Get him!
Take them all to the Station for statements
Yes, sir
Mr Chao, are you all right?
Why didn't you tell me it was a fake?
You tried to betry me?
Are you blaming me now?
You don't even recognize your own cousin
What have you to say?
Now try to get out of here
escape?
Any idea?
Not now
Use your head
What? You're taking me for a nut?
- No more that lousy gimmick. - Don't provoke me
I haven't got it over yet
I can't hold on anymore. You provoke me
Come on!
Dad, how do you feel?
Get wood an kerosene. Burn the house!
Are you out of your mind?
Keep away!
Hold it, it's our family affair
It has nothing to do with them
Please let them go, I beg you
You're begging me
Hear that? My Uncle's begging me
Say that again!
Wei
Master Wei
Show your sincerity
What do you want?
Beg me on your knees and kow-tow
Are you going to do it?
You won't do it?
Set fire!
Okay, I'll do it on my knees
Dad, don't, let me!
Master Wei, I beg you...
Keep away! You're still young
Listen!
Keep away!
Dad, don't do it for your age
Keep away!
Dad!
Lick it, lick it clean!
Lick it clean, come on!
Come on!
I hate the word lick, and you said it many times
Outrageous! Let's perish together
Give me a hand
How cruel
- Let go! - Sock him!
- Lick Lick - Sock him!
LET go!
Harder!
Give me the shoes!
Give them back to him
Brother, fixed
Brother, the ship's waiting
Let them have a family reunion, then kill them all
Set fire!
What are you doing?
Open up!
Let us go, let us go!
Fei-fei
Is it for real?
Don't, I beg you. It was only for fun!
I'll make good the cost of your shoes
Don't!
This way. Help me!
What are you doing?
What?
Madam, go. Go on board
I don't want to die!
Damn you garbage woman!
You've ruined us, the whole family
I'll kill you!
Not my fault!
What are you doing?
I'll strangle you to death!
Don't!
Are you out of your mind?
Get burlap cloth, wet it and cover your face
Water? Where's water?
Try something yourself
Give it to me!
What are you doing?
Give it to me!
Give it back to me!
Give it to me!
Give it back to me!
What's this?
You urinate yourself. Let me alone
Come on, creep!
We'll die together
Come on!
Vincent, give me some
Have you got any yourself?
That creep's good for nothing!
Sock it to him!
I can't make it anyway!
So I say you're not civilized
Do me a favor
Beat it and it will come out
Ask your dad for it
Yes,dad
Go up!
Goodbye!
Keep away!
Dad, give me some urine
Dad, urinate for me
Darling, see you in the next life
Keep away!
Vincent, see you in the next life
Dad, why's it yellowish?
I have dyspepsia
It's okay
Would you tell me the truth before your death?
It won't do any good
Have you been intimate with that girl?
Which one?
That one standing over there
She's like this, and this
What?
Like this, and that!
Vital statistics!
So the numbers are code to the lock
What are the vital statistics?
What?
Vital statistics
28, 29, 38
I didn't ask you, Hipsy
I'm asking that...
Wei's wife?
Yes
Should be 34, 34, 34, I guess
Not right, didn't work
Girls know girls better
40, 20, 40
Could she be so shapely?
Try!
Take a chance!
Thank God, we're saved!
GO! go!
Careful! dad
Let me help you. Take care, dad
There's water
Fei-fei, untie it
We're saved!
Yes, splendid!
Fei-fei, sorry, I can't stop that brat
from seizing your dad's money
Mr Chao, I've never done one good deed all my life
Let me help you now
You'll be in charge here
Me?
Oh, no, I forgot something important
What's it?
What's wrong?
Cheers!
What happened?
Brother, let me go out to have a look
Go out quickly
Someone's poured gasoline on the ship
Oh, no, brother!
You're still alive, bastard!
Let's talk it over
Throw down that jewel box when I count to five
Otherwise, you'll perish together
One...
Okay!
You go down
Yes!
I'll give it to you!
You're lucky. You've got it over
Now I'll dump you to sea.
See if you can stay alive
Dump him to the sea to drown him!
Wait. Keep away!
I don't mind dying, but I have a last demand
What is it?
Give me two oxygen cylinders to go in
It sounds witty
I have no oxygen cylinders
I'll give you an oxygen mask
What are you doing?
Help...
Okay!
What are you doing
It's serious. They're...
So you won't help me, Pretty Boy
Go now!
Okay!
Do that?
Fixed
Yes
Let me help you
How careless you are!
What is it?
An underwater gun
A fish gun?
Get in, hold them back and shout freeze
Then take the gems
Jump to sea through the window.
Understand?
Yes!
All...
All fixed!
Blast!
What now?
Hurl a wine bottle at his head
then proceed as planned
Cheers!
Brother, fixed!
Sail!
I'm really excited today. Cheers!
Have a gulp
Get hold of them!
Catch!
Break through the window
Stuck, stuck!
Stuck!
LET go!
Stuck!
Let go. Stuck?
Finish him off for me
Pretty Boy, I've been looking for you
Don't run if you've guts!
Well, let's have a hand-to-hand fight
Not your business. Keep away!
Kick? Kick?
Ladies and gentlemen, excuse me
You're smart!
Again?
Have a water-bubble biscuit
Bigger
Hold it!
Rubber Superman
How come?
Poor thing!
How's it?
The Centipede Bounce, and yet another
The Centipede Bounce, and one more
Finished?
Fixed?
Another batch of gems
I've never seen you so powerful
Darling, take me with you
Duck and make it snappy!
Darling, don't leave me behind
LET go!
Darling, take me with you!
Keep away!
Darling, don't go!
Don't run! Stop!
Don't kill me, don't kill me
Kneel down. I told you to kneel down!
Lick my toe!
Go now!
Brat, see if you dare to make trouble again
I won't dad
In fact, we should tank Vincent
Right
Uncle
We're rushing back to office for a meeting. Get in
Have you seen them lately?
No,dad
Feﬂg
Look, the mistress is back to collect garbage
Here are many tins. Care to pick them?
One from a rich family doesn't have to do that?
Miss
Chipped Knife of West Point is looking for you
Are you interested?
Don't be a spendthrift
I copied from Reader's Digest the whole night
Have a drink
Where?
Only top spots like Regent and Shangri-La
are worthy of your social status
The painting here are not bad
This one is not bad
It's nice
This is nice too
Chipped Knife's coming to see you tonight. You're lucky
What did you say, Pretty?
What? You want to get beaten?
Wheel Fists!